This year my demands are simple, they are not complex like the ride in your sleigh I asked for year after year, instead, this year I want a ride in your Ford F150...I want an iced coffee to go along with it please.
This year I want some comfy pajamas, not the set I received once with a giant cartoon character down the front that my sister lived in for years, instead, I want a nightgown with Jem and the Rockers identical to the one I had as a child, only in my current size please.
I am not asking for a car this year, however, a jet or small to mid sized plane will do. The tempo kicked the bucket and isn't a floatation device and therefor will not make it across the Atlantic.
This year I will not make crazy demands for things like Foosball tables and treadmills as I have "supposedly" done in the past, instead, I would like all of you to come here...seriously.
This year I do not want barbies, dolls, My Pet Monster or a single Carebear, I want only my fiancee back for Christmas.
I am returning the "Sweater Dress" outfit I once received with a Green, white and purple cow strewn across the front, the "cow bell" strategically placed on the nipple, and I am instead requesting you send me the coat that Santa told Mrs. Clause was fugly..just for a good laugh.
I do not want jewelry only a final look at the silver shelled necklace that is "so me".
Instead of smoked Turkey I would like the Mrs. Clause, slow roasted option.
Instead of cougal with bow ties I would like cougal with egg noodles the way it should be.
Instead of Christmas in Korea....I would like Christmas at home.....
That is my wish for next year!
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